Everyone wonders what it would be like to be famous, to have people asking you for your autograph, writing you fan mail telling you that they think you are great – even sending you letters saying that they think you are sexy. The funny thing is, as host of Ring Fever and Moderator of the South Park Booster Club, I have this happen to me all the time – and I would love to know what it feels like too.

My problem is that I have absolutely no personal confidence. No matter how many times people tell me I am a great host, a great moderator, a great singer – or even a great looking guy – I don’t believe them. Why I feel this way is beyond me, but I do.

See, professionally, I am a very confident person. I know that when I have to stand up and speak in front of a crowd at a meeting, ring announce and commentate at a wrestling show in front of thousands of people, give a statement to the press, or write a message to the members of the South Park Booster Club, I have the internal confidence to know that I can do it without worrying that I will say something wrong or screw up – but as for my personal confidence, I have as much as a person with severe stage fright five seconds away from singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl.

The fact that I have no confidence is very upsetting to me because while my lack of confidence does not hinder my performance in doing the things that I do – it does harbor my ability to fully enjoy what it is I am doing.

What I mean is that despite the fact that people treat me like a celebrity, I don’t feel like one, because to me, I am not. But, each time I film for Ring Fever, at least 100 people ask me for my autograph, whenever I download my e-mails from the South Park Booster Club, I get letters from Booster Club members referring to me as their “illustrious moderator” and telling me that I am great at what I do, and when I sing with my friend Robert Santa’s band, I have ladies telling me I am cute – I even had a girl ask me to give her an autograph once – and it wasn’t on a piece of paper. My point is that despite all of these things, my lack of personal confidence does not allow me to fully enjoy these experiences.

I guess it’s a good thing to feel the way I feel, because if there is one thing I do not have, it’s a big head or an ego. I never feel like I am someone famous or more important than anyone else, and I always get as excited when someone compliments me or asks me for an autograph like it is the first time. So maybe having no personal confidence is a good thing after all.